We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and cutter weenie of the week, Ricky Alcantara-Hernandez of Milwaukee.
Ricky Alcantara Hernandez, who is not looking for revenge for the killing of his father by the 6 fingered man. He is the 22-year-old organizer of a couple street take over events back in April. A street takeover (also known as a “sideshow”) is an illegal gathering where groups of motorists block public intersections, highways, or parking lots to perform dangerous stunts like burnouts and donuts. Sounds like a blast, I know, but for obvious reasons this pisses off the people who live or work on these streets. While I’m not trying to I sound like a get off my lawn old man here, It’s loud, it’s definitely a little obnoxious, and kinda dangerous. Sure that’s part of the fun, but only for the people doing the stunts, not for others who literally just need to get to wherever it is they are going. It might not be as fun to do these stunts at sanctioned events, but it would mean a lot less jail time
Now, that brings us to this week’s champion of the streets, Ricky Alcantara Hernandez. He is the alleged person behind two of the more well-known street take overs in Milwaukee this past April. While he was in court this week we also found out that the 22 year old mastermind and obvious douche canoe was also in position of a firearm, a machine gun to be exact. Not a semi automatic, nope, an actual machine gun, that he was possibly looking to sell. Now the guy faces up to 43 years in prison.
So for Ricky, it looks like the street takeover may have been taken over by the justice system.
For everyone who said “what’s the worst that could happen?” … the court appears to have prepared a very detailed answer.
And for The Fast and the Furious turning into The Fast and the Felonious…
We are proud to name the fast and the furious wannabe, Ricky Alcantara Hernandez as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the week.




