If you’ve seen the new ads for IHOP you’ve seen them change the “p” in their logo to a “b”. They claim this is their new name, but what does the “b” stand for? Breakfast, bacon bongs? Rick and Len have some ideas.
The may merge with Chipotle and become the International House of Bacteria.
They might start serving beer and become the International House of Belches.
They may hire only children born out of wedlock and become the International House of Bastards.
They might sell the chain to the Kardashians and become the International House of Badonkadonks.
They might hire Korean chefs and become the International House of Beagles.
They could have Roseanne do the commercials and become the International House of Bigots.
They might start selling hot dogs and become the International House of Butt Holes. (and lips)
They could make it the official dining spot of the Green Bay City Council and become the International House of Boneheads. (or buffoons or babboonery)
They might slap the name Trump on it and become the International House of Bankruptcy.
They might turn the chain over to the Dark Lord Satan himself and become the International House of Biebers.
They could do what Subway did and make Jared their spokesman and become International House of Buggery.
Perhaps they will add a proctology office to every location and become the International House of Brown Eyes.
Or maybe, just maybe they will put Sterling Rachwal in charge and become the International House of Bestiality.
