July 26th – City of Eau Claire
A naked man is laying in a cemetery. He told the police officers that he was hot, and that he needed a rest, so he took off his clothes to cool off.
July 26th – City of Wisconsin Dells
At 7:25 pm An “Anonymous caller” reported that a band is playing too loudly, and it’s “disturbing the entire area.” It is likely the same woman that has been calling for weeks.
July 27th – City of Janesville
At 9:10 AM Construction workers called the cops as they are rebuilding a house that had a fire earlier this year. The neighbor was yelling about the hammering noise, and was throwing things at the construction crew.
I’m too nice to throw things at people. I mean maybe I’d get my point across by throwing donuts and other morning pastries. Like, I don’t like what you’re doing but here is some breakfast items because it’s early and you’re probably hungry. This and more on this week’s Small Town Crime Wave!
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