August 7th – City of Muskego
Two women loaded up carts and ran out of Kohl’s. Loaded the merch into an SUV. Drove across the street to Dairy Queen where Officers found them eating ice cream. They had the stolen merch, along with drugs (believed to be Meth) in their SUV.
August 7th – Milwaukee County Zoo
At the interchange a man saw an animal with 2- to 3-foot-long tail saying it was probably a meercat but “definitely” an animal that escaped from the zoo. It was a fox and the zoo isn’t missing any animals.
August 8th – City of Evansville
A person got home to find and unknown man mopping the kitchen floor. Turns out it was the house cleaner the neighbor hired; they were at the wrong house.
August 9th – Village of Kewaskum
There is a guy who starts a chainsaw every morning, swears at it, and then shuts it off.
I’d do a reverse therapy session and pay the guy who swears at his chainsaw just to hear that story. This and more on Small Town Crime Wave!
