August 31st – Delafield
At Walmart a naked male was sitting in his car, door wide open, in full view of shoppers. He wound up being taken to jail
September 1st – Eau Claire
One woman reported that another woman keeps calling over and over, offering the caller a job, but would not state what type of job.
August 31st – Janesville
A Naked girl is wandering through apt building halls and randomly kicking doors.
September 2nd – Janesville
At Planet Fitness at 6:05 AM a man in the gym keeps pulling his pants up and down.
…Three out of these four stories have to do with people exposing themselves. Summer is over people, time to keep them clothes on. Frostbite is a harsh mistress. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!
