We are proud to name as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week Jamie Herren of Madison.
It was a Monday morning in Madison, much like any other. A woman decided it’s a nice day and I don’t have to be anywhere, so I’ll go for a bike ride. If you’ve been to Madison in summer, it is a very bicycle friendly city. So she’s out riding her bike around 11 in the morning somewhere in the area of John Nolan Drive and Rimrock Road. There is a lake nearby and I’m sure there were plenty of people fishing, but this wasn’t the rod she expected to see. At 11:20 in the morning, so what a lot of us would call the middle of the day, she saw a man we now know to be Jamie Herren who was exposing himself. They made eye contact and he continued to expose himself. Now admittedly we’re not sure if he was completely naked, just wearing a shirt with no pants on like Donald Duck or the classic trench coat with nothing underneath, but you’re still whatever the excuse is putting your rod out there for all to see in the middle of the day. And we’re sure this Madison bicyclist lady didn’t want to see that, it’s Madison, Jamie probably had the wrong parts all together that she’d want to see. At the end of the day you can’t stand there and send out live and in person D picks. It’s actually and checking our notes, worse than the actual D picks because we can’t delete it.
So for starters… maybe keep your pants on
So for future reference, women generally prefer introductions before exhibitions
And so for those wondering about his dating strategy… we may have found the problem.
We are proud to name this Madison meat head, but not that head Jamie Herren as this week’s Laura Lee and Cutter Weenie of the Week
