TOP TEN THINGS MORE DANGEROUS FOR AARON RODGERS TO DO THAN SWIMMING WITH SHARKS
- Go tubing without a life preserver in river of Jay Culter’s tears.
- Bet a significant amount of money on the Packers with a mob bookie on a game quarterbacked by Brett Hundley.
- Walk through Green Bay’s rat invested west side with a jockstrap full of cheese.
- Cross Brett Favre’s sister’s meth dealer.
- Let Minnesota Viking Anthony Barr get in his blind side.
- Show up at an after prom hot tub party in Waukesha.
- Walk around Oshkosh this week without watching to make sure a plane doesn’t drop on his head.
- Drive I-41 between Ballard and Richmond during morning rush hour.
- Shave his pubes with one of Wayne Larivee’s rusty daggers.
- Where ever they go, let Danica drive.
