Author Archives: John Jordan
Louisiana Town Signals the Beginning of 'The Purge' [VIDEO]
In the Movie 'The Purge', The Purge is an annual 12-hour period during which all criminal activity, including murder, is legal... with no police, fire, emergency services enlisted to help. And no puni...
Apr 08, 2020
It Certainly Does Suck - Flowbee Cutting Production Due to Covid-19 [VIDEO]
It certainly does suck! [Just The Clips] When your regular trip to the salon has been c-blocked (Covid-Blocked) due to the coronavirus pandemic and now you're thinking of cutting your own hair (like E...
Apr 07, 2020
CDC Craft Time: The Best Materials for Making a Coronavirus Mask
The chances of you purchasing a coronavirus-fighting mask at your local store is slim to none - ironically same odds you have of surviving a particularly strong batch of Covid-19 - here are some optio...
Apr 06, 2020
Pretty Fly for Some Two-Ply - Drone T.P. Delivery [VIDEO]
Scared to go to the store? Can't steal toilet paper from the office anymore? Fear not citizen! Drones are now airlifting toilet paper to those in need of the coveted T.P. Sky 1 Imaging is providing us...
Apr 03, 2020
What Can Yellow Do For You? Amazon's NEW Streaming Service [VIDEO]
We all know what brown can do for you... but how about yellow? In this case... deliver urine direct to your driveway. An Amazon delivery man from Maryland wasn't smiling like his packages when he lock...
Apr 03, 2020
M.Y.O.M. - Make Your Own Mask [VIDEO]
Now that you've assumedly got a ton of time on your hands... you can use your hands to protect your face by making a mask. You might be saying, "But John, I'm not crafty." Responding to the disembodie...
Apr 02, 2020
WAPL Home Brewed SET LIST - 4.4.20
The Snowbirds - "My Direction" Blueheels - "Hot Knives and Dog Fights" Feed the Dog - "Buffalo" DUSK - "Eyes in Dark Corners" The Mascot Theory - "Sun It Rises" Lucas Cates Band - "Not the right Catch...
Apr 02, 2020
Bottoms WAY UP! Alcohol Sales Skyrocketing During Quarantine
Remember that scene in the movie "Leaving Las Vegas" where Nick Cage goes on an epic booze run through a Vegas liquor store? [OwlRafter - Leaving Las Vegas YouTube Movies] Yeah... kinda' like that. Lo...
Apr 01, 2020
Condoms: Ribbed for Your Shortage
Yep! We're spending more and more time (at home) together and why not have sex? [Amazon Women on the Moon - Universal Pictures] Well... either we're going to have a new baby boom come late this or ear...
Apr 01, 2020
Pay No Attention to That Bush... It Is Only Your Neighbor [VIDEO]
In the immortal words of Bushwood Country Club's assistant greenskeeper, Carl Spackler, "Pay no attention to that bush. It is only a bush." A man in the U.K was feeling a bit 'pent up' with the Covid ...
Mar 31, 2020
