Author Archives: John Jordan
Spam Fries and the End of Days
It's 2020, 'The Jetson's' lied to us about flying cars - but 'Rosie' (their robot maid) is kinda like a Rumba - so let's call it even. Regardless... I was hoping for some more futuristic food by this ...
Mar 17, 2020
Remember the Stolen 'Tiki Idol' from The Brady Bunch?
Interesting times we live in. Remember in the Brady Bunch episode 'Hawaii Bound' ('72) (part 1 of a 2-part episode 'Bad Taboo')? Mr. Brady (Mike) takes the family to Honolulu, Hawaii because... archit...
Mar 17, 2020
It Happened at Walmart: Viral Stupidity
Good thing people are acting calm, cool and collected because any other time, something like this would cause a panic. A man, dressed in a hazmat suit, ran into a Las Vegas Walmart and started sprayin...
Mar 16, 2020
Kids... Commerce in a Time of Crisis
A kid in England was busted by his mom for selling hand sanitizer at school... by the squirt! She said he hatched the scheme because of the increased focus on hygiene an the coronavirus at school. His...
Mar 16, 2020
WAPL Home Brewed - SET LIST - 3.14.20
The Roving Scallywags - "Rise" Unity: The Band - "House is on Fire" Dan Rodriguez - "You Feel Like Home" Tae - "Used Me Up" Fall Away Angels - "Can't Take You Home" Kerosene Kites - "House of Cards" S...
Mar 11, 2020
Ozzy Osbourne's Video For 'Ordinary Life' Takes A Look Back at Ozzy's Life [VIDEO]
Ozzy Osbourne's "Ordinary Man" video is out and its a trip through time with Ozzy watching old home movies and pictures from throughout his non-ordinary career. Ozzy gets a helping hand (and voice) on...
Mar 10, 2020
Fast Food Worker Quits Through the Drive-Thru Window on TikTok [VIDEO]
A TikTok user (is this how we define ourselves nowadays?) named Maria Kukulak, filmed herself quitting her job at a Wendy's in Illinois by jumping out the drive thru - 'sweathog style'... 'Welcome Bac...
Mar 05, 2020
The Ol' Cast n' Grab - Aussie Reels in Versace Necklace from Jewelry Store [VIDEO]
Aussie police are sharing video of a man who used a fishing rod to steal a $700 Versace necklace from a Victoria jewelry store. The man broke a window at the jewelry store and used the fishing pole to...
Mar 05, 2020
Cum & Go & CRASH! SUV Plows into gas pump, Cars in Ohio [VIDEO]
It's like Grand Theft Auto in real life (a.k.a. G.T.A. I.R.L.) if you're into the whole 'brevity thing', man. Some idiot took his SUV on a rampage at a gas station in Painesville, Ohio, Saturday. In t...
Mar 04, 2020
WAPL Home Brewed SET LIST - 3.7.20
Rexxx - "Can't Help It" Mo Lowda and the Humble - "Pearls" Hero Jr. - "Deep End Price Tag" Jeremiah Jams Band - "Where's the Love Today" Koch Marshall Trio - "Sin Repent Repeat" The Hawkeyes - "Now or...
Mar 03, 2020
