Author Archives: John Jordan
Bunny Royale [VIDEO]
What did the Easter Bunny bring you? Two Eyes. One Black. One Blue. The Easter Bunny was literally hoppin' mad in Orlando this weekend - as one would imagine his nerves probably frayed from the pressu...
Apr 22, 2019
When Kangaroos ATTACK Swimsuit Models [VIDEO]
An Australian 'playboy' was hosting a swimsuit model shoot at his mansion (called 'Candy Shop Mansion' naturally) ...as I'm sure we can all relate to... when a curious onlooker decided to crash the pa...
Apr 17, 2019
WAPL Home Brewed SET LIST - 4.20.19
Thy Dirty Deuce - "Big Ol' Sexy" Peridot - "Fleeting" Luma Knotty - "Give In" More Then Merry - "The Fight" The Swingin' Johnsons - "Roll On" Christopher Gold +N.O.T. - "Wildflower Sky" Age of Fable -...
Apr 17, 2019
Confetti Celebration Castration [VIDEO]
At least it wasn't a Roman Candle...? That's probably the best thing you can say about a father wanting to celebrate his son's 5th birthday by poppin' some confetti all over. Wellllllll... it didn't g...
Apr 16, 2019
IT HAPPENED AT WALMART - Shelving Stupidity [VIDEO]
Just like the 'running of the port-a-johns' at the Kentucky Derby this Walmart idiot scampers across the top of shelving to...uh...ummm... y'know like most happenings at Walmart, I'm not sure what the...
Apr 11, 2019
WAPL Home Brewed SET LIST - 4.13.19 - RECORD STORE DAY!
Bascom Hill - "Our Love Burning" Kerosene Kites - "The Key" Derek Pritzl and the Gamble - "Drifter" Madison Malone - "How Many Times" Redshift Headlights - "We're Electric" Haunted Heads - "Cemetery F...
Apr 09, 2019
Is That a Chainsaw in You Pants? [VIDEO]
...or are you just glad to see me? This guy in Fresno, CA was glad nobody 'chain-saw' him do it - well...except on surveillance camera. As you will see he brazenly 'STIHLs' and/or 'lumberJACKS' a chai...
Apr 08, 2019
BOB ROSS CEREAL Exists!
The late, cult, PBS artist Bob Ross now has his own cereal. Naturally it's called 'Bob Ross - The Joy of Cereal' I'm guessing after the success of his show being on Netflix and having his own ch ch ch...
Apr 05, 2019
Ozzy Osbourne Postpones All 2019 Tour Dates; Includes Summerfest Appearance
Ozzy Osbourne has postponed all of his 2019 tour dates. Including a July 1st date at Summerfest in Milwaukee Recently, while recovering from pneumonia, Ozzy sustained an (undisclosed) injury, which re...
Apr 04, 2019
Grand Theft Cop Car [DASH CAM VIDEO]
Dramatic (what else) dash cam video (compiled from five different police cruisers) shows the moment a man stole a police cruiser and led officers on a high-speed pursuit through residential streets in...
Apr 03, 2019
