Category Archives: When Animals Attack
'Tour-Idiot' Learns the Hard Way Not to Attempt a Selfie With a Bison [VIDEO]
A Yellowstone tourist (or tour-idiot in this case) learned a hard lesson - Don't Stick a Camera in a Bison's Face! As detailed on the Instagram page TouronsOfYellowstone (tourist + moron = touron) whi...
John Jordan May 23, 2023
The Bears Still Suck - Especially When They Pop Out of Dumpsters [VIDEO]
James Marsh, the principal at Zela Elementary School in West Virginia (Nicholas County), was shocked at what he saw in the dumpster behind his school. While unlocking the refuse container Monday morni...
John Jordan May 02, 2023
Winneconne Cow Runs Wild as Senior Prank in Illinois Goes Awry [VIDEO]
So if we have to worry about Illinois drivers driving crazy on our highways here in Wisconsin - I suppose it's only fair that now Illinois residents have to fret about Wisconsin livestock running wild...
John Jordan Apr 28, 2023
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK! Ohio Zebra Nearly Bites Owner's Arm Off [VIDEO]
A pet zebra nearly bit the arm off his owner in Ohio on Sunday. 72-year-old Ronnie Clifton owns a farm / tourist attraction located in Circleville, Ohio with several zebras on it. And, yes, it's legal...
John Jordan Mar 14, 2023

Step Aside 'Cocaine Bear' 'cause Here Comes 'Cocaine Shark' [TRAILER]
Well that didn't take long... On the heels (paws?) of the insanely-popular Cocaine Bear (opening weekend box office $56.5 million) comes the next Man vs. Nature mockbuster extravaganza - Cocaine Shark...
John Jordan Mar 08, 2023
You're Gonna' Need a Bigger Boat: Witness a "Shark Feeding Frenzy" [VIDEO]
Louisiana may very well be the 'Pelican State' but off the coast it's Shark Town U.S.A. In what looks like the sea is boiling with sharks, Louisiana fisherman Dillon May captured a stunning shark feed...
John Jordan Mar 07, 2023

Playable, 8-bit 'Cocaine Bear' Video Game Blows Pac-Man Away [VIDEO]
A stroke of genius in marketing the upcoming movie 'Cocaine Bear' is the era-specific, 8-bit video game Cocaine Bear: The Rise of Pablo Escobar' that allows the player to be the blow bear. The game's ...
John Jordan Feb 15, 2023
WATCH: Squirrel Uses Pizza Delivery 'Trojan Horse' to Access House [VIDEO]
The term 'trojan horse' comes from a tactic the Greeks used during the Trojan War - 'squirreling' an attack party inside a large wooden horse in order to enter the city of Troy and win the war. Conver...
John Jordan Feb 13, 2023
Dirty Dogs & Potty-Mouthed Pooches: NSFW 'Strays' Trailer Humps Your Leg [VIDEO]
If you like those cute, wholesome, heart-warming movies about dogs... THIS is NOT that movie. This is a film that will gladly pee on your leg and not apologize for it. 'Strays' is a rover's revenge co...
John Jordan Feb 09, 2023
This is NUTS! Woodpecker Deposits 700lbs of Acorns in House [VIDEO]
When outside animals try to make their way inside our homes it's a problem. The same can be said for when the outside animals try to store their food inside our homes... it's a problem and in this par...
John Jordan Feb 07, 2023



