Category Archives: Small Town Crime Wave

January 18th - City of Beliot Someone actually called the police to complain that traffic was moving too slowly, when the police reminded him that the roads were slippery January 19th - City of Waukes...

January 9th - Village of Eagle The County Highway Department needed to have the police stand by and watch them fill a pothole because some guy kept yelling at them that they were doing it wrong and wa...

January 5th - City of Reedsburg According to someone, "an entire herd" of cattle was blocking the road. The deputy found 1 loose cow, which was returned to the farm January 6th - City of Beloit A man ...

December 23rd - Village of Pleasant Prairie At Target, two drivers of two cars were outside their cars, fighting over who got to park in a handicapped stall. Police arrived and noted that neither driv...

We are proud to name as this week's Laura Lee and cutter weenie of the week, an unnamed Texas woman who proved that even stupid is bigger in Texas. Now we know what you're thinking, isn't the Laura Le...

December 14th - City of Beloit At 1:15 am a man ran into Memorial Hospital in a jogging outfit, was jogging through the halls, was not responding to staff asking him what he was doing December 14th - ...

December 1st - City of Wisconsin Dells 4 "older" women were arguing over Bingo when they went outside and actually started physically fighting with each other. December 1st - City of Waukesha Teens we...

November 23rd - City of Janesville A woman in a "big black furry coat" keeps coming in and stealing cigars and beef jerky from a gas station November 24th - City of Beloit Caller reported that someone...

November 14th - City of Eau Claire The police were looking for a guy on a motorcycle wearing a sweatshirt with the words "Legalize Wheelies" on it, because you know, wheelies. November 14th - City of ...

November 7th - City of Janesville A person called the police to report that "someone had pooped in his yard a few days earlier." November 9th - City of Janesville At 7:45 AM, several parents of kids w...