A Danish tourist sat on the back of a 1,400-pound crocodile at a wildlife park in Australia. First he fed it a wallaby carcass, and then while the croc was busy eating he walked around and sat on its back.
And because it’s Australia, the guy’s friends insult him for not sitting on the crocodile long enough.
Our dark sides kinda wish he’d sat there a little longer… but that’s what makes us terrible people.
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