According to an article at WalletHub, Wisconsin is one of the top ten LEAST stressed states. Minnesota is #1. I guess not having to worry about ever winning a Super Bowl must take the edge off. But why is Wisconsin so chill? Rick and Len have some ideas…
WHY WISCONSIN IS AMONG THE LEAST STRESSED STATES
- After driving through mile after mile of road construction the orange barrels become hypnotically soothing.
- No undue anxiety caused by wondering where on Highway 41 you’ll be delayed due to an accident because it’s ALWAYS in the usual location.
- A nice, warm glass of milk is calming and we’ve got it right from the teats.
- The vibrations from traveling on crappy roads is like comforting deep tissue massage.
- You never have to worry about having enough cheese sauce to dip your deep-fried cheese curds in.
- Fresh manure is like aromatherapy.
- Exercise reduces stress and many get it from walking straight lines and touching their finger their nose.
- Cheese heavy diet means never having to rush to the bathroom because you’ve been constipated since before Larry King got pubes.
- First round elimination of Wisconsin and Marquette meant state residents could just get drunk watching ensuing rounds of NCAA tourney without getting their panties in a wad over who wins.
- Other than Aaron Rodgers, there’s no need to worry about your favorite Packer players getting injured this season since they’re all gone.
