According to an article in the Post Crescent this weekend, Grand Chute has become prostitution central.
GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE APPLETON AREA HAVING SO MANY ESCORTS
10. Otherwise, you’d have to go to city hall if you want to get jerked around.
9. Without area escort services Minnesota Vikings would refuse to stay at the Paper Valley Hotel.
8. Only other private pole dancers presently available for hire in the area are the Borgajewski Sisters who do one hell of a polka.
7. Not everybody can wait for Timber Rattlers’ Wednesday home games to get a bang for their buck.
6. Some guys are tired of the downtown hot dog vendor being the only person in town you can pay to handle your wiener.
5. Without escorts, if you’re seeking trampy looking women with too much make-up willing who do degrading things for money in Appleton, you have to stare in the window of the NBC 26 downtown studio while they’re doing the news.
4. Gives pathetic area losers a number to call other than the WIXX request line.
3. Without escorts, the only other thing a guy in the Appleton area can pay for that leaves him with feelings of disappointment, humiliation and self-loathing is the Post Crescent.
2. Former Appleton mayor Dorothy Johnson could use the extra cash.
1. It’s just nice to have somebody other than just me and Len who get paid to suck!