DAMN IT’S COLD OUT! It\'s as chilly as the reception Jay Cutler would get at Curley\'s Pub!
It\'s so cold...Mel Gibson is holding a cross burning...just for the heat.
It\'s so cold...smokers huddled outside workplaces are setting their own butts on fire.
It\'s so cold...they\'re leaving the ice cream in the bowl while cutting State Senator Mike Ellis hair because it\'s warmer that way.
It\'s so cold...Rick is sleeping with a sheep...just for the body heat.
It\'s so cold...in Fond du Lac they\'re chiseling people off the fire hydrants.
It\'s so cold...Press Gazette headline writers have their heads up their butts...just to keep their ears warm!