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mar 3rd
YOUR NOT GETTING OLDER, YOU\'RE GETTING HIGHER!
A new report indicates that more and more senior citizens are smoking pot. However, as a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here\'s some signs...

YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE SMOKING POT.

If your wife\'s hat is as red as the whites of your eyes...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you can\'t tell your bong from your respirator...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you go through a half dozen jars of apple sauce a week because it\'s the only munchies you can eat without teeth...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you hide your stash by tucking it under one of your spats...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you try to sink up Wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd but you can\'t find a copy of Dark Side of the Moon that will play on your Victrola...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If your mouth is as dry as your wife\'s lady business...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you can\'t get used to using the term "dude" after years of using the term "whippersnapper" and find yourself calling people "dudersnappers"...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you tell your dealer you want to buy a bag and he doesn’t know if you\'re talking about pot or for your colostomy...you\'re definitely too old to be smoking pot.