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nov 10th
SILVER LININGS BEARS FANS CAN FIND IN LAST NIGHT'S GAME


SILVER LININGS THE BEAR FANS CAN FIND IN LAST NIGHT’S GAME

The team receives a royalty payment from a leading manufacturer of sealants every time an announcer uses the term “shellacking”.

The Bears humanely reduced wear and tear on referees’ rotator cuffs through not forcing them to raise their arms above their heads in the first half by not scoring any of those pesky touchdowns.

The cost of producing 2014 Chicago Bear highlight film was significantly reduced by not having to include any footage from last night’s game.

Lack of energy expended by offense, defense and special teams means all will be well rested for their game next week against the Vikings.

Their winning percentage is now at :333…which is still 18 more than the number of yards Aaron Rodgers had passing in the first half.

Probably saved some lives by turning in a performance that didn’t cause any alcohol-fueled post game celebrating by their fans before getting in their cars and driving back to FIB-land.

Their backup QB had a quarterback rating a whole four and a half points higher than our backup QB’s quarterback rating.

There’s always a chance the world might end before 2020 and they won’t have to watch Cutler get his ass kicked by the Packers another 12 times before his seven year guaranteed $54 contract expires.

Even women not having sex last night felt the earth move if they lived within a 10 miles radius of St. Adelbert Cemetery in Niles, Illinois thanks to George Halas turning over in his grave.

After 93 years, Bears and Packers fans were finally able to find common ground as they can both wholeheartedly agree that…the Bears still suck.