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sep 15th
HOW TO MAKE THE AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR COURSE HARDER


After seven seasons, American Ninja Warrior had it's first ever contestant  complete the either course. Then...another guy did it! Sounds to me like maybe it's gotten too easy.

WAYS TO MAKE THE OBSTACLE COURSE ON AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR MORE DIFFICULT

Contestants must simultaneously build AND CLIMB OVER a wall DESIGNED by Donald Trump to be impenetrable to anyone whose skin tone is darker than “beige” on the Sherwin-Williams color wheel.

Contestants have to crawl a rope ladder over a pool of hungry sharks after chugging a beverage provided by Bill Cosby.

Contestants must traverse a gulch, gripping overhead life-like dildos starting with ones molded from Tommy Lee and Ron Jeremy becoming progressively smaller down to Brett Favre.

Contestants are obliged to have sex with multiple Kardashians without knocking one up despite using only the Chicago Bears offensive line for protection.

Contestants must walk across a body of water on a course of spinning logs. The body of water is Lake Michigan and the logs are the ones that you find near the Milwaukee shoreline whenever the sewer backs up.

Contestants, armed only with a machete and an industrial strength Weed Whacker have to try to emerge unscathed after being airlifted into the middle of Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt's eyebrows.