We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Michael Witzke, the owner of Knights Jewelry in Appleton who was arrested Tuesday on charges of dealing methamphetamine out of his jewelry store which is less than 1000 feet from a middle school.
For going from selling earrings to ‘earing the words “you’re under arrest”.
For going from selling 14-karat gold bracelets, to himself, sporting a pair supplied by the PD that are made from a far less precious metal.
For reportedly committing acts that could result in him being sentenced to spending a long time in a place where the only jewels he’ll be getting close to might be those of an overly affectionate cellmate.
And for allegedly thinking he could make more with crystals than he could with diamonds.
We are proud to name Michael Witzke, the owner of Knights Jewelry in Appleton who was arrested for allegedly dealing meth out of his store as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.